I walked into the living room and found giant pink post-it's slapped on all the walls. 5 had gotten into my office supplies again.
"Hey Buddy, what's going on?"
"Oh it was an emergency, I had to make these signs."
"But there's nothing written on them..."
"They're pictures of my invisible pet. He's missing. This way if anyone sees him they can recognize him.
"What's your invisible pet's name?"
"I love you."