|White Cheddar, Parmesan, Green Onion and Habonero Pepper Omelet.|
The Dream: Astonish the guys with a gorgeous breakfast while we sit around watching the parade together. They will smile warmly at me while they eat their delightful breakfast I made with love.
What really happened: As soon as the bacon started cooking 5 starts yelling "Bacon! Bacon! May I have bacon mom? Please? Now? I need it!" I explain that we are all going to watch the parade together. He and Hubby exchange looks like I'm crazy. 5 offers me actual cash to watch a kid's show, they eat breakfast so fast I don't think they tasted it then went in the back room to watch Star Trek.
In the spirit of going with the freaking flow I sit alone watching the parade and writing.