Shaboom sends us her update from Paris...
Today was a crappy day... death of a friend... pain-in-the-neck ex becoming increasingly vindictive and malevolent... lots of issues that need to be resolved back in LA that I can do nothing about from France...
What is the most natural and healthy way to respond to a day like that? HUNGER STRIKE. Yeah.
It just sort of happened. I don't think it was on purpose. So I don't have any fun stories or food photos today. Instead here are a few photos I have taken around Paris since I've lived here.
I'm so sorry. Giant hugs to you.
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P.S. I love you but I'm not going on a hunger strike today.
ReplyDeleteRegarding your ex boyfriend: I have "people" that can go have a "talk" with him and "explain" a few things. People that really enjoy "talking".
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So sorry about your day. :( Please take care of yourself. I do love your pictures though. VERY cool.
ReplyDeleteWait, Karen, by "people" do you mean me? I can knit him into a corner! I can decoupage his ass to his chair. I can have Jack sneeze all over him on command. I can grind him up in my cuisinart and make him into a macaron. Ok that last one was gross, who'd want vindictive macaron? That's not French at all. Feel better Shaboom.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Nipper Knapp, you are definitely one of my "people".
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thanks guys. i think the "decoupaged to his chair" threat might be the most effective. or the people who enjoy talking. either or.
ReplyDeletesorry to be such a debbie downer. more croissants and ice cream soon!!
I want to know what Mrs. Nipper Knapp would do with a hot glue gun.
ReplyDeleteKisses to you Shaboom.
Thanks Lisa. And oooooooo... Mrs. Nipper Knapp, the challenge is on. What would you do with a hot glue gun?! Can you please permanently affix every single pair of his underwear to his favorite t-shirt so he can't wear any of them?!
ReplyDeleteConciliare, I mean Lisa, you are a force to be reckoned with.
ReplyDeleteShaboom, I think Mrs. Nipper Knapp could make your ex a hair shirt he could not refuse.